Hello, Great Britain (perhaps you saw me in today's Guardian).

I am not, even in my wildest dreams, a rockstar, but today I was treated to a rockstar-worthy article in The Guardian, one of the UK's biggest (and in my opinion, best) daily national newspapers. The piece is splashed across two full pages and offers a tantalizing introduction to FAKE. The reporter, Dan Glaister, wrote that the book "lies somewhere between a thriller, an addict's memoir, and a techie's journey to the dark side," and called it "entertainingly written."

This was timed perfectly, as my book will be released in the UK tomorrow. I hope the article spawns more press in Britain. If anyone from The Sun or the Daily Mirror is reading, I will gladly embark on a naked, drunken, cocaine-fueled rampage through Chelsea (shock horror!) if you'll share my story with your readers. Just kidding. Sort of. Call me.

You can read the story on the Guardian website, but to get the full effect, check out how it looks in print.