Stop doing interviews like this, you spoon!

It actually wasn't as bad as I thought it could be. Here is the audio clip of my interview on Tim Shaw's Asylum on Kerrang Radio, in which I'm described as stupid, get called a "spoon," and am forced to admit my romantic preference for George Michael over Andrew Ridgeley.

Despite this stuff, it actually was a pretty decent interview. Shaw seems like a pretty bright guy whose job happens to require him to be controversial and confrontational, but it doesn't mean he's a jerk at heart. Maybe a spoon, though.